Dawn:
"What is the opposite of caring?"
Me:
"Uh...uncaring."
"I once dated a guy that reeked of Lucifer." (It's true, he was just down right evil.)
While out to dinner with the family:
Matthew: (yells in the restaurant) "Aw man, I got beans on my face!"
Leslie:
"You date guys that lift weights and I date guys that are skinny and look like they are on drugs."
Pictures John sends me via BlackBerry Messenger to cheer me up lol:


I am not the vulgar type, but this is just funny. Look at the sticker next to the McCain one:

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