Ode to Stephen Curry's eyes

Photo Cred: BleacherReport.com

My dear friend Mallory requested that I write a blog post about Stephen Curry's eyes. So naturally, I obliged and this ridiculousness was born. Enjoy my fellow sports fans (and females who are fans of pretty eyes).

Dear Stephen Curry,

Though I write this in a hurry

it doesn't take away from the love us ladies have for your eyes

they make us weak in the...thighs? (It rhymes, okay.)

But I have one question:

Exactly what color are they?

Are they hazel or are they grey?

Or are they blue?

I hope that last one is true.

They seem to match your uniform at times,

which is what inspired these sick rhymes.

Let's be honest, we may not all be Warrior fans

but most of us ladies fall

for your beautiful set of two eyeball(s).

In conclusion,

I hope you beat the Spurs

and hang them out to dry like furs.

If you ever see this, I think you are a balla

so feel free to holla.
(Except that you're married, so for rhyming purposes just ignore that)

The End.